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Sophisticated Luxury Hen Weekend House Party: choice of 3 Properties

Perfect Luxury Weekend House Party Solutions For Ladies:- Country Cottage, Hunting Lodge or Manor House?

St. Swithins Cottage offering, quite simply, to both the busy professional or the discerning traveller Peace, Tranquillity & Antiquity!

St. Swithins Cottage

Hinton Road

Hurst

Reading

Berkshire

RG10 0BP

Tel: +44 (0)7712 673376

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Recommended by Dean:

Beauty & Pampering

Shelby

07429 148326

Monica

07787 363837

Boating

Polly & Neil: River Thames Charters

0845 0514251 or 07919 110456

Cocktail Waiter

Darren: The "Dazzler"

07961 366535

Food - Takeaway

Chinese / Thai: Jolly Farmer

01189 341881

Indian: The Mita's

01189 344586 or 01189 344599

Italian / Pizza: La Fontana

01189 342698

Taxis

Loddon Cars

01189 321321


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St. Swithins Cottage for the sophisticated and slightly more refined Hen Party from a sensational £60.00 per head per night for upto 18+ Hens - Ooh La La!


Lovely pink hearts! Lovely pink hearts!

Fantastic your best friend is getting married and guess what she's dumped you right in it with the responsibility for the girls Hen Party.
Oh that's wonderful darling but secretly you are thinking oh no!!!!
The responsibility of it all; where to stay, what to do and how to arrange it all?

"Pas de probleme mesdames" Spoken in Scottish/French as your host, Dean Milroy, takes over the reins effortlessly. St. Swithins Cottage is so ideal for you and your girlfriends to have fun, relax, dance and share all those old memories.



If you want something a little different for your Hen Party why not try our Absolutely Fabulous Glamping?


To quote one hen party organiser in October 2010 (click here for her actual TripAdvisor comment):

The night before and Sonia's hens are about to go out to The Green Man for their own Private Dining experience in the Cellar Bar. It's morning on their second day at St. Swithins Cottage and here's the gorgeous wee Sonia Moore sitting on her throne back in November 2009. With the fire all ablaze they were as warm as toast. Sonia actually sat on that same chair in the little arched cubby hole behind her where the girls showered her with sparkly confetti stuff.

"A great place to stay for a hen party! Dean couldn't be more helpful.
Henley not far away for a brilliant night out too!"


And to quote another "Trip Advisor" hen party organiser from February 2011.....
Well don't really have to add anything here!

Being such a romantic enchanting house with such phenomenal reviews, as evidenced above, it is the perfect venue for your special weekend with all your very special girlfriends!

Feel the love!
Recommended by Dean:

In the side bar to the right you will find a continuously growing range of products / services personally recommended by Dean which may be of benefit to you and your party at your chosen location.

For example you may wish to make use of the most fantastic range of Beauty & Pampering Services from the fabulous Monica & Shelby. These are available for you at any of our three locations.

Welcome Pack:

So you ask yourself what's included? Pretty much everything you can think of.

Arrival: well it has to be a glass of bubbly synonymous with the occasion and let's get this party started!

Kitchen: every piece of crockery & cutlery you can imagine, microwave, Aga, dishwasher, tea, coffee, bread, milk, sugar, jams, cereals, juice cordials, etc.

House: all the bed linen, towels for all, logs for fire, dressing gowns (5) in bedrooms, make-up face wipes in bathrooms, music and movies throughout.

Internet Shopping Deliveries:
As we are surrounded by Sainsbury's (recommended as they provide single hour based delivery slots), Tesco & Waitrose this is both a good and easy idea. Best to arrange for a delivery whilst Dean is still on site with at least one of the Hens in attendance as he knows what goes where and it is an excellent way to acclimatize one or more of your party to the workings of the kitchen where we have two fridges - so plenty of space.

General Shopping:
Even in our twee wee village we have a Butcher a Baker and a General Store / Post Office where all the essentials including more booze can easily be purchased and they are but a few hundred yards from our front door!

So what do you need to bring? Just bring your slippers, your favourite PJ's and a nice warm snugly to wrap yourself up in whilst you chat in the lounge supping your wine and watching a romantic movie. Maybe you even want a specific movie or you want pictures of the bride as a wee girl to be played with some specific music? To your host Monsieur Le Milroy this is yet another "morceau de gateau" which as you all know means in the most shocking of French "a piece of cake"!

The hens enjoying their Private Dining experience in The Green Man's cellar bar - Oct. 2010. This picture was actually taken in the morning as they had full English breakfasts there both mornings as well as an evening dinner on their first night. Hey and if you want to make this really relaxing and great fun then why not take advantage of the Full English Breakfast (to include bacon, sausage, egg, beans, mushrooms & grilled tomato and served with a choice of either tea or coffee & toast) served on either or both mornings to suit at £5.00 per person prepared for you next door in The Green Man and leave them with the hassle of making it and then tidying up!

Please note that this has to be paid for in full in advance by credit or debit card when contacting Phil Sanderson ,the proprietor of The Green Man.

Party Pricing:

Please visit our section on larger parties where all your Party Pricing questions will be explained.

Affiliate Program:

As a result of unprecedented demand for large Hen Party groups we have commenced an Affiliate Program whereby we acquire the use of additional appropriate properties to add to our property portfolio.

So ladies don't despair if you can't find dates to suit with St. Swithins Cottage as we endeavour to match your demand with hand picked gems of both properties and owners who compliment our, already, winning formula!

Our first partner to join the program is Ashridge Farmhouse, which was formerly commissioned as a Royal Hunting lodge within Windsor Great Park for Queen Elizabeth I back in 1575 and is only 3 miles away from St. Swithins Cottage, as the perfect option to fit all your accommodation needs!

Our second partner to join the program is The Manor of Hurst steeped in history it has the most amazing grounds, including that all important heated swimming pool and Kate Middleton's Hen Party would, certainly, not have been out of place here! Come on Pippa!!!

Five Key Features of St. Swithins Cottage:

Here are the Five Key Features that make St. Swithins Cottage the perfect choice for your Hen Party.

  • Sleeping - It has 5 double bedrooms with one of those having an additional single bed already in situ. Then there is a double sofa bed in the main lounge and an additional 5 single mattresses so sleeping 18 in the house alone is possible! That's before even beginning to consider the spacious heated room above the garage or the vast St. Swithins Barn!
    Winnie the Pooh Travel Cot: Travel cot and playpen, easy to assemble and fold away. It has a Winnie the Pooh design with a fold up mattress but it can take a standard cot matress and comes complete with wheels for easy moving, a toy bar with soft Winnie the Pooh toys and its own carry bag.
    Due to the fact that our more "Hen Party" clientele are both more sophisticated and more often than not mature it is quite likely that a baby or two may need to accompany a mummy Hen? But don't worry about having to carry around masses of baby kit as we have two of these lovely cots available for your use. You bring the bedding and we supply the cot at only £5.00 per night!


Lounge - Massive lounge with seating for at least 12. Here you can see a large flat pannel TV complete with live link to the in-house Neuston movie system and hidden in the beams is a fabulous surround sound system which can really rock! Don't worry about being too noisy as no neighbours to disturb and you can hardly hear it outside anyway, even at full volume.
  • Space - On the ground floor you have 4 main areas where the girls can congregrate viz. the kitchen with it's lovely warm Aga Rayburn and Aga Companion cookers; the snug with it's lovely gas fired coal effect burning stove; the dining room with tables and chairs for 16 and finally the main lounge with easily enough seating for 12 and loads of space for the all important dancing!

  • In- house Entertainment - On the entertainment side of things well you are spoilt for choice. Both the snug and the main lounge are linked to the in-house media network so loads of music and movies are available for you to enjoy. A particular favourite is Mama Mia put that on in the lounge and blast the sound up with the surround sound system and girl that WILL start the party! It's also easy to add your own video or music to the system for something dedicated to your group.

    Ladies please, please, please try to make the most of this fantastic Customised Playlist system. It is so easy and so impressive for your Hen to receive a personalised message from all of you her most dear chicks!

  • Eating & Dancing - We are surrounded by fabulous restaurants just look at our section on Eating Out. However the best solution in terms of fun, logistical ease and value for money is quite simply at the end of our drive viz. The Green Man where you and your party can have your very own Private Dining facility in the Cellar Bar which comfortably fits up to 18. You can even have specially prepared menus and decorations just for you!

    Please don't think that you have to stay in the lovely quiet village of Hurst all the time. Quite the contrary as you are surrounded by the more up-market night spots of Henley-on-Thames, Windsor & Ascot and like everything at St. Swithins Cottage we have taken the hassle out of getting you and your party to and from your venue with our very own tailored Transport service. When we say that The Green Man is at the end of our drive that's exactly what we mean. This is the end of our drive and that is The Green Man!

    Then remember in the morning go back over to The Green Man and have a hearty Full English Breakfast (to include bacon, sausage, egg, beans, mushrooms & grilled tomato and served with a choice of either tea or coffee & toast) served on either or both mornings to suit at £5.00 per person as seen in our section on Large Parties. That's our suggestion with regards to eating as it's just so simple and so tailorable to fit your needs. After that party on down back at St. Swithins!

  • Activities - What you plan to do will almost certainly be affected by the time of year and the weather but being so close to Henley-on-Thames and Windsor allows for a lot of fun day activities.

    Guest reviews in their very own handwriting!Even if you do nothing else, please just click this group of hens' testimonial immediately to the left to see what customers are saying of their stay at St. Swithins Cottage in their own handwriting and from our own actual guest book as seen on the table in the picture to the top left of our opening "Home" page.

    In addition both Google Reviews and TripAdvisor Reviews are also available for you to peruse.

    As we have 4 acres of land here at St. Swithins Cottage please feel free to ask about using it for any special uses and/or games.

    Outside in the past there has been an "It's a Knockout" competition, a school sports day, an Alice in Wonderland tea party, Sumo (big suits) wrestling, bucking bronco, gladiator podium fighting to name a few. So let your imagination run wild and see if you can develop something entirely different!

    Inside we have the services of Darren "The Dazzler" cocktail waiter and pampering from Monica & Shelby. That's on top of the fabulous media system with movies like Dirty Dancing and Mama Mia and the ability to play loads of music for as long as you want. It's that system, as mentioned above, that allows the Customised Playlist via Flikr to personalise your Hen Party specifically for your very own special Hen!

    Wow these girls had fun! Various Hen Parties have enjoyed fantastic unique games but the best has to be dressing up with toilet paper. This picture to the left shows the girls having such fun and is being used in Brides Magazine. It costs virtually nothing and can give you hours of fun.

    As 2011 draws to a close we are developing a whole new range activities for 2012.

    Each of the four local pubs will have its own page detailing how to walk there and what their specialiteis are. Village pubs are fantastic places full of fantastic characters which makes the countryside so special. I should know as seemingly I am one of them!

    We are in the process of purchasing a large pizza oven, akin to that of Jamie Oliver's. It is a proper wood burning unit and it will be housed in St. Swithins Barn on a steel trolley with castors so that it can easily be brought outside weather permitting.

    The concept here is that you can use it to make your very own pizzas and then feast on them banquet style either in or outside the barn on pub like bench tables.

    There is also a local stable where we hope to offer group horse riding experiences.

    Walking is real fun here with so much to do and see. We are just over a mile away from the very gorgeous Stanlake Vineyard please see our other sections with lovely walks there Pictures from a walk to the vineyard in 2005 and the Famous Falabella Horse walk to the vineyard. They can organise special tailored events for groups to include a glass of their own bubbly on arrival followed by a tour of the vineyard and possibly a look in the winery dependent on whether or not they are processing grapes at harvest time as the winery can get very slippery and messy with bits of grape everywhere.

    Tutored wine tasting is another favourite event utilising at least six of the estate wines. Here along with a glass of wine there is freshly baked bread, platters of artisan cheese (the chilie cheese is to die for), locally made chutney plus their own specially made chocolates (made for them by Rumseys Chocolatier of Great Missenden). Typically this is for groups of around 20 people and if it is a hen party they present the bride with a gift wrapped bottle of their pink (Blush) wine at the end.

    River Thames Charters offers the ultimate experience in boat hire & chartering on the Upper River Thames. Luxury boat hire for corporate and private events from only #30pp. We have a great relationship with Polly & Neil (07919 - 110456) of River Thames Charters which is a very local company offering the ultimate experience in boat hire & chartering on the Upper River Thames onboard their gorgeous motor yacht "Sea Saga".

    Just close your eyes for a moment and imagine you and your lovely girlfriends dressed up to the nines enjoying the sophisticated scenery of Henley on a beautiful 1960's classic cruiser. There they all are, those so called "well-to-do" strolling not up and down Park Avenue but by those famous ancient banks of the river Thames whilst you and your girls, looking quite the part, are being eyed with conspicuous envy, by those selfsame well-to-doers, as you simply and elegantly glide through the water! As Boots would say "Bring on the girls"!

    With her spacious foredeck, she is the ideal motor yacht for your hen party. Inside the boat, there is a spacious seating area, fully equipped galley, 2 bedrooms and a washroom.

    "Sea Saga" Has a capacity of 12 but if your party is bigger then additional cruisers of similar ilk and size can be hired at the same rates.

    They can provide full catering services even picnicking somewhere along the banks of the Thames which is a great option if your party necessitates more than one motor yacht.

    However they are just as happy for you to bring your own food and booze (with NO corkage) if your budget necessitates?

    So what you waiting for ladies; jump aboard and let's get this party swinging! Oh la la!

    Another option is the absolutely gorgeous Nirvana Spa and by staying at St. Swithins Cottage you are entitled to a 10% discount on all treatments. Please see more on Nirvana Spa at the bottom of our section on Local Attractions. If this is something you would like to consider doing you must speak to your host Dean Milroy ASAP as only limited space is provided for Day Spa users as this is mainly a private members club.

    Pertinent links for Hen Parties & Weddings:

    River Thames Charters - Treat yourself to something very "Posh" on the Thames.....

    Lost Vegas! - Wedding and / or Hen Party Casino hire specialists.....


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